The Morning Quicky

US losing influence Statue of Liberty to go on American Idol in a bid to reclaim it.


India navy 'to go after pirates', yet I wonder, do row boats count as a navy fleet?


Senate sends Bush expanded jobless benefits bill. Bush
freaks out as he has to help the poor and the middle class for once in 8 years.


Thousands protest in Iraq against U.S. troops pact How is that being greeted as liberators thing going again?


Obama's phone account violated. Just another day in the post 9/11 Bush America.


Start Gas prices sink below $2 OPEC member nations losing their collective grip on controlling oil consuming nations world wide.


Madonna, Ritchie granted preliminary divorce. Guy happily waves by to Skeletor and is now allowed to actually enjoy life minus the cult again.


Start Bailout door for automakers still open, Big 3 CEO's beg for cash from Congress while jet setting around in multi-million dollar jets and wearing $1000 suits.


Judge orders release of 5 Guantanamo prisoners. To bad it takes a judge to make the Bush Neo-cons do the right thing.


Fall Babies May Have Higher Asthma Risk. Falling babies have higher obvious risks.

Tags: Fall Babies May Have Higher Asthma Risk, Judge orders release of 5 Guantanamo prisoners, Bailout door for automakers still open, US global dominance 'set to wane', India navy 'to go after pirates', Senate sends Bush expanded jobless benefits bill, Thousands protest in Iraq against U.S. troops pact, Obama's phone account violated, Gas prices sink below 2.00, Madonna-Ritchie granted preliminary divorce