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Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Saturday, October 11, 2008
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If You Are For, Vote Republican
If you are for cowshit in your hamburger meat vote for the Republican.
If you are for e.coli in your spinach vote for the Republican
If you are for stinking polluted air vote for the Republican.
If you are for putrid, chemical laden polluted water vote for the Republican
If you are for overseas sweatshops using child labor to make your golf shirts vote for the Republican
If you are for cheap imports and toys that poison our children vote for the Republican.
If you are for untested and unsafe drugs so that Big Pharma can make billions and billions vote for the Republican
If you are for gas guzzling unsafe death trap vehicles vote for the Republican.
If you are for oil companies raping the American public vote for the Republican.
If you are for suppressing new energy technologies like solar, wind and biodiesel so your oil buddies can squeeze the very last nickel out of Americans vote for the Republican.
If you are for war mongering and endless war and no-bid contracts vote for the Republican.
If you are for turning our children into cannon fodder for oil vote for the Republican.
If you are for stripping us of our constitutional rights vote for the Republican.
If you are for denying women the right to control their own bodies vote for the Republican.
If you are for fascism and believe that corporations have more say than US Citizens vote for the Republican.
If you are for racism, hate, greed, hypocrisy and a state-sponsored religion vote for the Republican
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