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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

SNL Palin and Clinton Exhort To End Sexism In The Campaign






PALIN: Good evening, my fellow Americans. I was so excited when I was told Senator Clinton and I would be addressing you tonight.


CLINTON: And I was told I would be addressing you alone.


PALIN: Now I know it must be a little bit strange for all of you to see the two of us together, what with me being John McCain’s running mate…


CLINTON: And me being a fervent supporter of Senator Barack Obama, as evidenced by this button.


PALIN: But tonight, we are crossing party lines to address the now very ugly role that sexism is playing in the campaign.


CLINTON: An issue that I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about.


PALIN: You know, Hillary and I don’t agree on everything…


CLINTON: Anything…I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.


PALIN: And I can see Russia from my house.


CLINTON: I believe global warming is caused by man…


PALIN: And I believe it’s just God huggin’ us closer.


CLINTON: I don’t agree with the Bush Doctrine…


PALIN: And I don’t know what that is.


CLINTON: But Sarah, one thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permeate an American election.


PALIN: So please, stop Photo shopping my head on sexy bikini pictures.


CLINTON: And stop saying I have cankles.


PALIN: Don’t refer to me as a MILF.


CLINTON: And don’t refer to me as a “FLIRJ”. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it.


PALIN: Reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like “pretty”, “attractive”, “beautiful”…


CLINTON: …”Harpy”, “shrew”, “boner-shrinker”…





This skit was very hilarious and right to the point.
It 's almost scary how much Tina Fey looks Like Sarah Palin.
They do a good job of mocking the faux outrage over the sexism charges often lobbied by the McCain campaign.

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