Jesus Christ. John Kerry would sound a lot more intelligent if he had a gag in his mouth. Lurch really should focus less on looking "clever" and more on the damn issues at hand. Honestly, if anyone would like to start making Lieberman-like accusations about Kerry, now's a perfect time to start. I'll go first: this was the PERFECT opportunistic time for the RNC, right? Kerry drops a stinky load on us right before the elections. One might wonder what fucking party Kerry belongs to. And no, I'm not talking about party lines such as Republican/Democrat -- I'm talking about the lines of liberal/moderate/conservative/neo-conservative. Let's face it, guys like Kerry and Lieberman are like gilded cages; shiny, happy Democrats on the outside, but nasty, greedy neo-conservatives on the inside.
Yes, Virginia...there really is such a thing as a non-liberal Democrat.
Also, a note to the RNC: no, we're not going down that "see, this is why you can't vote for those evil Democrats" road, gentlemen. Don't even play that card. Unable to tell the punchline of a lame joke =/= unable to provide national security. Does not compute.
In other news, red wine supposedly helps you live longer. Great, let's pump some into the DNC's veins to revive them. The party's on their last leg.
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