The Late Night Quickie.

Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) is attacked by the right for a quote he didn't make. Interesting?

House Republican leaders are expected to introduce a resolution condemning the NYT for publishing the story that exposed government monitoring of bank accounts. Shame on you for questioning Big Brother!

And now Geraldo Rivera gets in on the act: Geraldo Blasts NYT for Its Constant 'Negative Spin'. Someone throw another chair at his face, please.

Breaking news: CNN reporting Israel arrested Hamas Labor Minister.

Sensenbrenner just never gives up, does he? Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee F. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI) has broken House rules to adjourn a meeting after losing a vote to Democrats.

"Loose lips sink ships" comes back as a new version: "Loose lips" kill Americans, top Republican says. And you can thank Dennis Hastert for that.

Apparently, someone found out that the Department of Defense was classifying the ghey plague oh noes! homosexuality as a "mental illness," so the Pentagon reversed the decision, and everything is just peachy keenerific now! But why was it still considered a mental illness in the first place, when that was debunked many years ago?

Someone thinks Abraham Lincoln could use a little more color in his life.

Honda decides to build its 6th American plant in Greensburg, Indiana, after much wrangling and negotiating in Japan via Gov. Mitch Daniels.

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