Geena Davis honored for role as President by U.N.; she figures, "If Bush can fake it, I can, too." The Pope may be poised to sanction condoms; sorry, no sanctioning of gay or pedophilic priests yet. ABC pulls Commander in Chief; exactly 10 people will miss it. Pigeons may be put on the pill; no birth control for the poor in developing countries yet, but we have some for birds? Soda distributors to end most school sales; kids fret school days without caffeine...how will they ever make it through the day? U.S. Mass Transit on alert; be on the watch for snakes on the plane--oops, I meant train. Tonga given no tsunami warning after quake; sorry Pacific islanders near the epicenter--warning you is just not a top priority. Global warming cited in Wind Shift; White House still denies existence of global warming..."Operation Noah's Ark" is a go. Official U.S. Government propaganda--oops--I mean, movie, United 93 is now number 1 at the box office. Fox pays American Idol panelist and co-producer Simon Cowell $36 million a year for doing what? Bush says Moussaoui case is over; California hospital may have exposed some to HIV; whoops, our mistake...sorry you have to die.Tags: [Geena Davis], [Geena Davis gets honored by UN for role as female president on TV show], [Pope might sanction condoms], [ABC], [Commander in Chief], [pigeons to be put on birth control?], [birth control for birds but not poor people?], [soda distributors to stop stocking schools], [U.S. Mass Transit is on alert], [], [Tonga], [Tonga given no warning about tsunami after earthquake], [global warming], [wind shift], [wind shifts blamed on global warming], [United 93], [United 93 now #1 at box office], [American Idol], [Simon Cowell], [Simon Cowell gets paid $36 million a year for doing nothing more than sitting on his ass and being rude], [Bush], [Moussaoui], [Bush says Moussaoui case is over], [California], [HIV], [hospital in Cali may have exposed people to HIV], [what a bad time to go see the doctor]
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