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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Nightly Quickie



When in doubt and being considered as 1 of 2 prime suspects for murder, blame the other guy and claim ignorance. I'm pretty sure "oops!" and "d'oh!" don't cut it in this case.

Note to freelance photographer Adnan Hajj: Reuters prefers that its photographers not photoshop images, and the pink slip is in the mail. Thanks.

Tom DeLay must stay on the ballot in Texas. Justice and the law prevail for once. Those damn liberal, activist judges did it again.

House Incumbents at Risk, Poll Finds. No really, Mr. Obvious?

Army to open military-themed amusement park. Now the joys of war, including death and destruction, can be shown out in the open for children to enjoy. Cost of tickets: $20, lunch at park: $25, propaganda and false truths: free.

Israeli soldiers surprised to find resistance from Hezbollah fighters. Where have we heard this before? Hm, a few hints: race to Baghdad, beginning of Iraq War, and G.W.. Ring a bell yet?

Rep. Robert W. Ney (R-Ohio) decides to not seek re-election. I guess "prison-orange" will stand out amongst the congressmen in the yearly group picture.

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