The Early Morning Edition.

Mixed fortunes for Cruise movie; Mission Impossible 3 brings in $118 million during opening weekend, yet people like Matt Drudge still attack Tom Cruise, attack Scientology affiliation, religious hate, ignorance and lack of understanding now in play?

Barry Bonds moves to within one of Ruth; see kids, you can go places and break records by taking "illegal substances" like steroids!

US "acts to end prisoner abuse"; script for Scary Movie 5 just penned.

Judge dismisses Moussaoui request; these types of things usually happen before the sentencing in Federal Court trials, not after.

Chavez doubles tax for oil firms, tax paid by foreign oil companies operating in Venezuela will be almost doubled. Total, ConocoPhillips, Chevron, ExxonMobil, and BP seen running to "oil Daddy" Bush to make the bully, President Hugo Chavez, give them their money back. Grounding, harsh words, and spanking to ensue.

Blaine fails in water record bid; time to go home and quit being a side show freak for a few days.

Hayden named as Bush CIA choice; Constitution, freedom, life, and liberty in definite danger.

Puerto Rico budget woes deepen; looks like another case of "Enron accounting gone wild".

Defense rests case in Enron trial, I hope Enron's founder Kenneth Lay and former chief executive Jeffrey Skilling look good in orange.

US rejects surprise Iran letter; "Operation Steal Iran's Resources" and "Start Real World War 3" are greenlighted.

PoliticalCorrectness? out.

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