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Sunday, April 23, 2006

The "Smoking iPod": Definitive Proof That George W. Bush Is A Lawbreaker!



Source: PNI Online

George Walker Bush, our much-hated President, is an illegal downloader--at least, according to the rigid standard set forth recently by the Recording Industry Association of America, or RIAA.

In his list of favorite songs is music from the Beatles, not available anywhere legally on this planet in MP3 or MP4 format.

We now have rock-solid proof that he has committed a crime and openly violates the law!

For five years now, many of us have known that George W. Bush is both a liar and a lawbreaker. But the problem has been finding what the so-called "conventional media" would consider a true smoking gun.

After all, lying about oral sex is one thing, especially in the age of DNA evidence. But lying about uranium from Niger, sand-toilets-as-weapons-labs and "mushroom clouds," and causing 2,379 Americans and countless Iraqi civilians to meet an untimely and unnecessary death? Gee, that one's kind's of squishy, you know what we mean.

By now we've got our definitive proof that Bush violates the law, with pictures (above) and videotape to boot.

The man who took a solemn oath to uphold and obey the law is an illegal downloader, at least according to the rigid standard set forth recently by the Recording Industry Association of America, or RIAA.

And incredibly, the evidence has been hiding in plain sight all this time. In fact, Bush unwittingly acknowledged the illegal activity several weeks ago, when asked about the iPod that he listens to as he rides his bike (and maybe as he mows down innocent bystanders, too). He said his favorites include:

Beach Boys, Beatles, let's see, Alan Jackson, Alan Jackson, Alejandro, Alison Krauss, the Angels, the Archies, Aretha Franklin, the Beatles, Dan McLean. Remember him?


Beatles--the same Beatles whose music isn't available to download anywhere legally on the net...hm, interesting.

The problem is this: You aren't allowed to buy Beatles music online yet, as noted in this article:

Industry experts have speculated that the refusal by Apple Corps owners Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, John Lennon's widow Yoko Ono, and George Harrison's widow Olivia Harrison to authorize online downloads has resulted in millions of illegal downloads from which they have been unable to profit.


If this is the case, this could easily be added to a case for indictment to show this president's lack of fervor for following the law.

I also want to know when the RIAA is going to sue the president for openly violating copyright law and having an iPod full of illegally downloaded music? He is a citizen of this country, bound by the same laws as the rest of us, right?

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