Source: AP News via TBO.com
Stop the presses! Raise the terror alert to Red! We have a national crisis!
Is it a terrorist attack or another packet of that mysterious white powder?
Rally Pat Robertson's "moral army". Prepare the National Guard--well, what's left of them, anyway.
Nope, this is something far worse: a lesbian Homecoming King.
What will we ever do? [/end sarcasm]
REDERICK, Md. (AP)--Hood College is reviewing its homecoming rules after a lesbian was crowned king, a college official said.
Jennifer Jones, the 21-year-old senior who beat out three men for the honor, said the crowning was a positive step for the private liberal arts college.
"It is cool that Hood allows people to be themselves," Jones told The Frederick News-Post. "If people didn't want me to be king, they wouldn't have nominated me and voted for me."
Jones, of Newark, Del., received 64 of 169 votes cast for king last month.
More than two weeks after Jones was crowned, criticism and praise were still rippling through the 2,100-student campus in western Maryland.
I don't see what all the fuss is about. The people voted for their man--oops--woman.
This king gives his ringing endorsement:
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