The Late Night Quickie

Primaries Offer Preview of Nov. Election; Connecticut wasn't the only primary to watch -- several other states might have some interesting outcomes that could directly affect the upcoming national election. Here's an interactive map that shows you the key races.

White House Gains Concessions in Senate Measure on Tribunals; well, McCain, along with Graham and Warner, caved into pressure from their beloved party. At least Warner is trying to push a nicer, fluffier version of the bill to the House for voting, but Frist will be damned if he doesn't get everyone to view his dark overlords' the White House version of the bill first. Bush must want this voted on and signed by the time he decides to roast the Gitmo "terror suspects". And to add injury to the insult, the Pentagon is asking people if its torture techniques are OK, now?

President Tries to Win Over a War-Weary Nation; and here's a guess from watching the evening news tonight -- it's not working for him anymore.

Worried CIA Officers Buy Legal Insurance; Plans Fund Defense In Anti-Terror Cases. Obviously, they must know something we don't know if they're panicking this much.

Is It Time for Kofi to Turn Out the Lights? Ah, U.S. Ambassador John Bolton can smell the change in the air, and he doesn't like it. Before his ass is canned, he's working on getting Dubya's attention focused back onto the matters at hand world domination.

Lieberman: Lamont Runs Negative Campaign; would you like more cheese to go with that whine, Joe? Lamont is running a "nasty, aggressive attack campaign"? And aren't you the one who's getting help from the Karl Rove Campaign Handbook? What's that saying..."let he who is without sin cast the first stone"?

Muslim Candidate Plays Defense; Lead Shrinks as Minnesota Democrat Repudiates Association With Farrakhan. Oh noes!!! Alert Homeland Security!! A Muslim is running for an open seat in the House! It must be the preamble to another terrorist attack! (All joking aside...seriously, Farrakhan? You won't get the racial harmony you desire by associating yourself with a well-known extremist.)

Politics Jeopardize Ports Security Bill; yeah, saw them arguing about this on C-SPAN, earlier today. It's a wonder they get anything done, and it's also a wonder that we're supposed to be "safe". Which leads me to....

GOP, Dems Spar Over Bush Speech on 9/11. They were also squabbling over this, too. So much for all this "bipartisan" bullshit. No one wants to work together and play nice, anymore.