The Nightly Quickie

Judge Rules Against Wiretaps. The king is a bit mad that someone has put a dent in his plans for world domination.

Weapons of mass house construction were found in containers at the Port of Seattle. Only textiles, no WMD's - sorry...

Texas GOP Picks Candidate for DeLay's Seat. Would a good, photogenic, non-corrupt candidate please stand up? And again no one stands up. That corruption thing is like a bad GOP odor that never really goes away.

Ex-Contractor, David A. Passaro Guilty of Assaulting Detainee. Dick Cheney smirks with disappointment as he thinks the contractor is a model image of expanding Democracy.

W.Va. Airport Closed but No Explosive Found. Another miss in the fraudulent war on terror. How many misses is that lately?

U.N. Official Warns of Major New Sudanese Offensive in Darfur. U.S. officials say who cares? Who cares? Nice, the "war on terror" is important only in non-Africa nations. Lets continue to ignore the places like Sudan where terrorists would have safe haven ofcourse.

Questions Surround JonBenet Suspect. This guy is looking more and more like a pretender hungry for his 15 minutes of fame.

Big Tobacco Lied to Public, Judge Says. Wow, here's a huger shocker...