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Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Nightly Quickie



3 senior executives charged from Comverse Technology Inc. for trying to use time travel as the reasoning behind illegal backdated stock funds and awards.

AFL-CIO aligns with CASA, Day-Laborer advocates, to form Voltron.

Oops! it happened again: private citizens data stolen from U.S. government computer. Computer security is non-existent, as usual.

Sailor from Oregon charged with espionage. Copies of information classified "confidential" and "secret" almost sold/given to other countries; this time without the involvement of Karl Rove, Scooter Libby, or Israeli lobbyist groups.

Counterintelligence Officials Resign. Hiding corruption and misspent funds is harder to do when the amounts start reaching into the billions.

Democratic leadership welcomes Ned Lamont. Republican Party prints out materials for Joe Lieberman's "Welcome Home" party. Fox News on stand-by.

Israelis authorize expansion of combat. Time to kill more innocent people in this fierce defensive/offensive set of actions. You decide which is going on right now on your own.

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