BLOGGER TEMPLATES Memes

Monday, August 14, 2006

More News From The Middle East

Now remember that earlier today, Hezbollah claimed that they scored the victory. However:

Bush says Israel defeated Hezbollah

Now that's interesting. I guess Bush has taken it upon himself to tell the rest of the world that Israel won the "war" (even though neither side really won). Also, do I even need to mention that he shamed Iran again and said some sort of ignorant bullshit about "imagine how much more dangerous this would have been if Iran had nukes". Which translates into: "Oh, boy! I wish they had nukes, so I could use it as an excuse to put a bomb up their ass!"

However, the whole thing grows confusing when: Israelis say they were defeated.

I suppose it all doesn't really matter to us Americans because many of us are too busy believing that the Israelis are freedom fighters for God and Hezbollah guerrillas are Satan's own terrorists.

Well, at least most of us finally understand that Iraq is nothing more than a quagmire. At this point, we've moved way beyond "the fight for good".

No comments: