The Late Night Quickie

More 9/11 911 calls released. I guess the Bush/Rove propaganda machine really never stops.

Hasn't this gone far enough yet? Plane diverted because a flyer had a panic attack. When does fear outpace the possibility of an actual attack?

Rival Shiite militias killing each other in Iraq. Love the death and destruction that a free Iraq has brought yet?

President Pardons 17 Petty Criminals. Currently preparing pardons for self and entire staff in case America wants to fix this mess by taking control of Congress in November.

Aids study focuses on "elite controllers" -- people who are infected with the AIDS virus, yet do not become ill. Hopefully, science can find a cure for these people who fight AIDS naturally.

Mexican Cartel Leader and Kingpin Francisco Javier Arellano Felix picked the wrong day and place to go fishing. "Oh, shit" and jailarity ensues via the Drug Enforcement Administration who had advanced knowledge of his fishing plans.

Lobbyists on K Street are now sending out feelers to buy Democrats in advance of a possible change of power in Congress. More business as usual, it seems.

Lebanon Sending Troops Into South. All I can say is finally, and this is great news.