Jay Leno, David Letterman, And Conan O'Brien Jokes On Current News.

Source: The New York Times

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Jay Leno:

"The Da Vinci Code" grossed more than $224 million worldwide this past weekend. In fact, today relatives of Michelangelo called and said: "Hey, we've got a code, too. You might want to check it out."

This has really unified both parties, House Speaker Dennis Hastert has attacked the F.B.I. for raiding a congressman's office, saying it was an abuse of power. Imagine the nerve of the F.B.I. -- treating members of Congress like they were regular Americans.

President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes -- which is pretty amazing when you consider that before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form of flattery.

David Letterman:

This Osama bin Laden -- no getting around it: He's creepy and he sent over another one of those videotapes. Chilling, chilling message on the videotape. He boasts that we will never find him or Jimmy Hoffa.

One very dramatic scene in Al Gore's global warming movie: when a glacier melts and they find more Al Gore ballots from the election.

Conan O'Brien:

Yesterday, the Senate voted to make English the national language of the United States. The vote drew protests from several immigrant groups and one governor of California.

At the end of last night's "American Idol," Ryan Seacrest pointed out that more than 63 million votes were cast, which is more than any president in history has received. In a related story, this morning Hillary Clinton bought a karaoke machine.

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