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Friday, May 26, 2006

The Early Morning Quickie.



Abbas Urges Hamas To Back 2-State Plan. Hamas responds by asking Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas to "hold this ticking box, please?" and then takes off running in the other direction.

Hastert, Justice Dept. Dispute Inquiry Story. Was House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) the victim of a politically-motivated "smear campaign" for speaking out against the illegal activities of the FBI?

House Votes to Allow Drilling in Arctic Refuge. Oil-covered penguins coming to a zoo near you.

GAO Report Faults Voluntary Programs To Cut Air Pollution. Government bows down to "big business" again. The environment and the current children will loose out in the end.

Bush, Blair Concede Missteps on Iraq. You mean little missteps like pushing the entire region into civil war and rising oil prices?

Senate Approves Immigration Bill. Round one of the 8-round political prize fight pitting those with open minds against those who are haters begins.

Enron Leaders Found Guilty, Massive Fraud Pinned to Lay, Skilling. Orange clothing, nuts, and packed fudge to ensue.

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