The Early Morning Quickie Edition.

Watergate Hotel subpoenaed in hooker probe, Watergate has received multiple subpoenas in connection with the Wilkes Hookergate scandal. This can't be good press right now.

Pelosi wants investigation of La. Democrat; says, "We are not the Republican party...we will fire those in our party who cross that "ethics line of no return."

Principal bars Coral Springs student from singing anti-Bush song at talent show; principal tells 10-year-old to "bow down, you have no rights anymore because this is Bush's America!"

Autopsy: Florida teen died from suffocation; ultimate punishment for being an unruly teen = death?

US denies terror suspect torture; of course...do you expect a figure-head from this administration to go up there and tell the truth? Right.

Judges challenge internet wiretap rules; NSA: can you hear me now? No.

CIA's Goss drawn into hooker probe? I guess Goss may have played dual roles: head of CIA and official government pimp.

Russian medias warn of new cold war; and your point is? Russian media given the "Captain Obvious" award for their excellence in reporting the mundane and very obvious.

Three U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq bombing; security in Iraq is something else, ain't it?

Conservatives drive Bush's approval down; "45% of us would like you to go home, and well, for us to pretty much forget you were ever our president."

PoliticalCorrectness? out.

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