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Saturday, April 29, 2006

The Evening "Let's Have Dinner And A Quickie" Quickie.



Drudge has blurb about United 93 opening in 3rd place this weekend at the box office; of course, he wants you to believe that the reason is because people are so disgusted by the movie coming out "too soon after 9/11," but some of us refuse to see 1.) government propaganda and/or 2.) another crappy Hollywood movie.

Rep. Anthony Weiner unleashes anger at Sen. Carl Kruger, asking Kruger if he has "f------ problem" with him and also calling Kruger a "p---y"; of course, you have to read the whole article to understand that he was getting revenge on Kruger after the senator had previously done something similar to Weiner's staff.

Thousands show up in NYC to march and protest the Iraq War after the military announces that April was the deadliest month for US Forces; imagine that.

FOX News has the lyrics to Neil Young's Let's Impeach the President; someone check the temperature in Hell because the writer called the song the "catchiest protest song since Country Joe and the Fish's anti-Vietnam ditty, I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die.

Apparently, Barbara Walters was moved to tears by Rosie O'Donnell's documentary about her and her partner's gay family cruise line, so she asked O'Donnell if she'd like to replace Vieira on The View; depends on how much you believe FOX News though...they also said that ABC has included in Rosie's contract that she cannot cut her hair again.

The oil industry is unapologetic over high profits; and why should they be when 1.) they have their own gas, 2.) they have enough money to buy more should they run out, and 3.) they think the rest of us poor peons can go to Hell if we don't buy their gas?

Republican Rep. John Sweeney attends a frat party and gets chided; I suppose some politicians never get over the desire to party at college.

Jake Gyllenhaal offends Gulf War veterans by joking that they spent most of their 122 days in the Middle East during 1991 "masturbating a little too much"; what...the truth hurts? What the hell is wrong with masturbating and admitting to doing it?

Rappers 50 Cent says that Oprah's audience consists of old, white women, so he doesn't care about her show; while I hate her show, too, I have to say, "Duh," to "Fiddy"...whom the hell else do you think watches her show?

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