That, my friend, is Globalization.

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you

change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an African,

using Bill Gates's - (an American)technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Pakistani men,

and trucked to you by Mexicans

..and now being read by a person sitting in Sultanate Of Oman who should be working instead of wasting time like this!

That, my friend, is Globalization.

A interesting spin on the term with all the press going around about the killed ports deal and GW's desire for globalization.