Ann Coulter's Oscar predictions: don't quit the day job, dear.

Source: Yahoo News OPed piece

Ann Coulter breaks out out of her usual "quiet" self--haha, not--to make her first annual Oscar predictions column.

Fluid racism, bigotry, and ignorance in 3, 2, 1...blast off!

This is my first annual Oscar predictions column, for which I am uniquely qualified by not having seen a single one of the movies nominated in any category. I've never even watched an Oscar ceremony, except once when a friend called me 35 minutes into Halle Berry's acceptance speech and I managed to catch only the last 20 minutes of it.

I shall grant my awards based on the same criteria Hollywood studio executives now use to green-light movies: political correctness. Also, judging by most of the nominees this year, the awards committee prefers movies that are wildly unpopular with audiences.

I shall summarize the plots of the five movies nominated for best picture below:

#1 "Brokeback Mountain" (gay)

#2 "Capote" (death penalty with bonus gay lead)

#3 "Crash" (racism)

#4 "Good Night, and Good Luck" (McCarthyism)

#5 "Munich" (Jew athletes at Munich had it coming)

Nice and inflammatory as usual, Ann. Do the world a favor: turn down the volume, close the legs, and at least try to be halfway decent about people of other races and/or religions.

Thanks...the whole world would appreciate it.